» die relovution kommzt... sei auf der hütte!

Physikerwitze

So there's this atom and says, "I think I have lost an electron!". Another atom asks, "Are you sure?" The first atom: "I'm positive!"


A bar walks into a man.. oh wait, wrong frame of reference.


A neutron walks into a bar, orders a beer and asks "How much?" The bartender says, "For you, no charge."

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